I refuse to remember the hard-earned lessons I’ve been taught. I’ve brought my report cards with me, tell me how I can stay in line.

I can be a lazy, easily distracted servant. An irritating, antagonizing, high-maintenance brat disguised as a stubborn man wrapped in the delusion that he controls the world.

I require a punishment that fits the crime.

Do you have a tried and true method you can show me? I am quite the cheeky challenge and willing to learn, but I can’t guarantee I won’t easily forget your lessons.

I am Simply in need of Discipline.